Since all the big kids are reading or learning to read around here, Jacob wanted in on the fun.
So he affixed a few dozen stickers to a piece of paper, and took a seat in the kitchen.
"Sit down, Mommy," he instructed. "I'm going to read you these stickers."
It was not necessarily the most compelling story I've ever heard, but for a two-year-old reading a page of multi-colored dots, it wasn't bad.
He even thought to put it away on the bookshelf when he was finished.