Caleb named it the "Do-Do-Do" truck. It plays Old MacDonald when you drive it around, but in that annoying way that only kids' toys can, with a series of electronic beeps that sound like, well, "do-do-do-do-do-do-do."
And I've tried explaining to his silly little brother that the Do-Do-Do truck is for pushing, not riding.
But he thinks scooting around the room on this thing is hilarious, so he's not listening to me.
I told him if he keeps trying to ride this little truck, he's going to fall over.